You Bastard - Discworld Character Biography
Character Bio
You Bastard is the greatest mathematician on the Discworld, a camel with an extraordinary ability to perform complex calculations in his head. Known as the "Greatest Mathematician in the World," he plays a crucial role in the book 'Pyramids' by assisting the protagonist, Teppic, in navigating the desert and solving intricate problems. His intelligence and unique skills make him a significant and humorous character, showcasing Pratchett's love for blending the absurd with the intellectual.
Physical Appearance
You Bastard is a large, imposing camel with a haughty demeanor, often seen with a calculating look in his eyes, as if constantly solving equations. His fur is a dusty beige, typical of desert camels, but his presence is anything but ordinary. He wears no clothing, as is natural for camels, but his distinctive feature is the air of superiority and intelligence that surrounds him, emphasized by his steady, thoughtful gaze. His strong, sturdy legs and broad back are well-suited for the harsh desert environment, making him both a practical and remarkable figure in the Discworld.
You Bastard Appears In These Discworld Books
- 7
Pyramids
Teppic, trained as an assassin, inherits his father's kingdom complete with ancient pyramids whose magic begins to warp reality itself. He must untangle myth from reality to save his kingdom from oblivion.
Questions tradition and blind faith, emphasizing the struggle between progress and cultural stagnation.
Main characters: teppic, dios, ptraci, you bastard and dil the embalmer